Let me preface this by saying that I have been both a blonde and a brunette and several in betweens and am right now in between with several greys mixed in - hope no one is offended:
The blond and the brunette were watching the eleven o'clock news
There was a jumper on the ledge
The brunette says to the blond...
I'll betcha five bucks the guy jumps
The blond hesitates, then says okaaay
The poor guy jumps
The blond goes to get her five dollars
but
The brunette says
I can't take your money
I watched the six o'clock news
I knew the guy jumped
The blond says
well, that's okay
I watched the six o'clock news too
but....
I didn't think he'd jump
AGAIN!!!!!!!
The blond and the brunette were watching the eleven o'clock news
There was a jumper on the ledge
The brunette says to the blond...
I'll betcha five bucks the guy jumps
The blond hesitates, then says okaaay
The poor guy jumps
The blond goes to get her five dollars
but
The brunette says
I can't take your money
I watched the six o'clock news
I knew the guy jumped
The blond says
well, that's okay
I watched the six o'clock news too
but....
I didn't think he'd jump
AGAIN!!!!!!!
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