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    I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

    Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks andbarbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

    No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
    eace:

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    A F F L..
    Alcohol Free For Life

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      #3
      New Doctor

      Good one!!!
      I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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        Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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          #5
          New Doctor

          How true...

          Mrs macks...how do you get the smilies to come in like that? I've tried and only the link shows up?
          Control the Mind

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            #6
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            me too... thought I was alone in not being able to work a smiley website (almost as hard to admit to as the booze problem)

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              #7
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              Hi Rocky and Kate try this....
              Free Emotions , Emoticons and Smileys ! ALL FREE
              Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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                #8
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                knew where they were just can't get them to show up on in my messages here...
                Control the Mind

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                  #9
                  New Doctor

                  ok Rocky...Go to user cp....Click edit options....Scroll right to the bottom and on misc options change to enhanced instesd of standard...

                  I hope that works...Let us know how you get on
                  Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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                    New Doctor

                    Hey hey....





                    Control the Mind

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                      #11
                      New Doctor

                      HELLO ROCKY.....:H
                      Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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                        #12
                        New Doctor

                        HI





                        Control the Mind

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                          #13
                          New Doctor

                          Hey guys..................watch this!!!

                          I love smilies!

                          Nancy





                          "Be still and know that I am God"

                          Psalm 46:10

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