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    3 Little Pigs

    This is a true story, proving how
    fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.


    A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

    She came to the part of the story where
    first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

    She read. 'And so the pig went up to the manwith the wheelbarrow full of straw
    and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

    The teacher paused then asked the class:
    'And what do you think the man said?'

    One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
    'I think the man would have said - 'Well, F#ck me!! A talking pig!'
    The teacher had to leave the room.
    Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

    #2
    3 Little Pigs

    You know, probably would have

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      #3
      3 Little Pigs

      That was so funny Panno...
      IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BE WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN
      Relapse starts long before the drink is drunk!!.Fresh Start!

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        #4
        3 Little Pigs

        :biglaughmonkey:
        Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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          #5
          3 Little Pigs

          :H:H
          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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            #6
            3 Little Pigs

            :H:H:H
            A learned habit surely be unlearned !!

            2012: Continuous AF for 7 months from May to Oct.

            Big Relapses : 6th November and 12th December 2012.

            2013 : So many ups and down !!

            2014: Has a conviction to stay with a healthy life.

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              #7
              3 Little Pigs

              too funny
              I love my family more than alcohol.:h
              Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                #8
                3 Little Pigs

                :H:H:H:H
                Panno;1358354 wrote: This is a true story, proving how
                fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.


                A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

                She came to the part of the story where
                first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

                She read. 'And so the pig went up to the manwith the wheelbarrow full of straw
                and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

                The teacher paused then asked the class:
                'And what do you think the man said?'

                One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
                'I think the man would have said - 'Well, F#ck me!! A talking pig!'
                The teacher had to leave the room.

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                  #9
                  3 Little Pigs

                  Smart kid!
                  Alcoholic (or Ally)

                  "Only a fool knows everything.
                  A wise man knows how little he knows."

                  Please feel free to block/ignore my posts through your control panel.

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