Not drunk as a skunk, but as a weasel

[Paddy]

Here's to the axis of weasels, ...

Two weasels are sitting in a bar. One screams: "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells: "I slept with your mother!" The other says: "Go home, dad, you?re drunk."

[Mrs Macks]

Not drunk as a skunk, but as a weasel

:H :H :H :H

[IAD]

Not drunk as a skunk, but as a weasel

OK.................. IAD

[drEAmIng]

Not drunk as a skunk, but as a weasel

:bat :H :H Why is that so freakin funny!!!???:H