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    Any guys like that on our forum???

    A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
    woman he spotted dining alone.The waiter took the Merlot to the woman
    and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating
    the sender.

    She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
    decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering
    for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

    The note read:

    For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
    garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
    return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
    to return this to the woman.

    It read:


    For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
    CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
    dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
    you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."

    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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    Any guys like that on our forum???

    That is a belter Lori :H
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      #3
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      :H Love it!
      The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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        Any guys like that on our forum???

        Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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          Any guys like that on our forum???

          LOL, she deserved that note!!

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