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    How to clean your Toilet

    Ho w To Clean Your Toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate! and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



    Sincerely,
    The Dog

    #2
    How to clean your Toilet



    Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



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      #3
      How to clean your Toilet

      C'mon Tawny.

      Wanna try it with this guy? Attached files [img]/converted_files/198540=612-attachment.jpg[/img]

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        #4
        How to clean your Toilet

        UGH! That cat is HUGE!

        I would love to clean my toilet with my cat. I love her, but she is super annoying!

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          #5
          How to clean your Toilet

          Bluebell ... that looks more like one I'd use in my bidet!

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            #6
            How to clean your Toilet

            Okay, Tawny what now?

            What if the cat does not run outside and dry himself off?

            What now Tawny?

            Attached files [img]/converted_files/198550=614-attachment.jpg[/img]

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              #7
              How to clean your Toilet

              Bluebell ... would you come over and attend to things?

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                #8
                How to clean your Toilet

                I would be happy to come over to attend to things (what things?) but I happen to have my wet, scratched and clawed hands full.

                I did follow the instructions as prescribed but it all went horribly wrong.

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                  #9
                  How to clean your Toilet

                  Step 6 is REALLY important. Did you adhere to Step 6?



                  (I guess this is not the time to mention that I-myself-personally have a "long-drop" dunny?)

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                    #10
                    How to clean your Toilet

                    Oh sweet Lord, what's his name, Blue Bell? Big Boy?
                    Paddy
                    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                      #11
                      How to clean your Toilet

                      Paddy ... get a grip. His name is Bruce. what else could it be?!

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                        #12
                        How to clean your Toilet

                        Is that because he's got a willy? Ooops, no that's a loo brush, ha, ok, ok, sorry tawns. I'm just being a saucy bastard here.
                        Paddy
                        Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                          #13
                          How to clean your Toilet

                          Love the cat, love the joke. Personally, I have a dog
                          eace:

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                            #14
                            How to clean your Toilet

                            Hey Paddy.... his name is Slim....

                            Slim Lusty.


                            OOOOoooopsy Tawny, forgot step 6.

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                              #15
                              How to clean your Toilet

                              Oh my god... that is so funny!

                              When I was a kid, I stayed at my aunties place and tried to flush the kittens down the toilet so I could watch it come out of the house rain drain pipe.
                              :heart: Sobriety - Keep it simple :heart:

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