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    Emergency call

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
    Paddy
    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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    Emergency call

    This has got to be the funniest joke I have ever heard. I have cried with laughter (tears... literally) not just once - but twice today as I read it out loud to my partner and our inbound exchange student. Just as funny the second time - I'm emailing this one to my dad.
    :heart: Sobriety - Keep it simple :heart:

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      Emergency call

      OMG Paddy you crack me up :H :H
      Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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