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    Coincidence

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    COINCIDENCE:
    A chicken farmer went to a local bar?sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says ?How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!?

    ?What a coincidence? the farmer says ?This is a special day for me .. I am celebrating?

    ?This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!? says the woman.

    ?What a coincidence!? says the farmer? As they clinked glasses the man asked ?What are you celebrating??

    ?My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!?

    ?What a coincidence ?says the man.?I?m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertlised eggs ?

    ?That?s great!? says the woman, ?How did your chickens become fertile??

    ?I used a different cock,? he replied.

    The woman smiled and said, ?What a coincidence?.
    :rolleyesmonkey: Tahlula :rolleyesmonkey:
    Trim the tree to let in the sunshine...

    #2
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    :H :H :H :H

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      #3
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      That was sooooo funny...





      A F F L..
      Alcohol Free For Life

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        #4
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        A laugh is so good hey!!
        :rolleyesmonkey: Tahlula :rolleyesmonkey:
        Trim the tree to let in the sunshine...

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          #5
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          i really liked that one! we have been trying for another baby, maybe i should try a different c***!!! only joking, think i've got enough guilt to be going on with!!

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            #6
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            Hey Bella.. do not be guilty!! Thinking IVF??
            :rolleyesmonkey: Tahlula :rolleyesmonkey:
            Trim the tree to let in the sunshine...

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              #7
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              ROTFL... good stuff.
              :heart: Sobriety - Keep it simple :heart:

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                #8
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                Okay that was hilarious.

                What is ROTFL, Doo Doo?
                "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                  #9
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                  Roll On The Floor Laughing ...Beaches
                  Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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