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    Oh...shut UP!

    Do you think that English speakers find this as fascinating as foreigner
    >do?
    >
    >Lovers of the English language might enjoy this......How do non-natives
    >ever learn all the nuances of English???
    >
    >There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
    >two-letter word, and that word is "UP."
    >
    >It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
    >list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
    >
    >At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP a and why are
    >the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP
    >a report?
    >
    >We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the
    >silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
    >
    >We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
    >
    >At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir up
    >trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
    >
    >To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
    >
    >And this up is confusing:
    >
    >A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
    >
    >We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to
    >be pretty mixed UP about UP !
    >
    >To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the
    >dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page
    >and can add UP to about thirty definitions
    >
    >If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP
    >is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you
    >may wind UP with a hundred or more.
    >
    >When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes
    >out we say it is clearing UP . When it rains, it wets UP the earth.
    >
    >When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP .
    >
    >One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP , so ....
    >
    >Time to shut UP .....!
    >
    >Oh...one more thing:! What is the first thing you do in the morning & the
    >last thing you do at night?
    >
    >U P
    >
    >So, don't mess UP .
    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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    Oh...shut UP!

    Very clever, I don't think I'd ever given so much thought to the word up before!
    AF as of August 5th, 2012

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