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[Beaches]

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[Saint Jude]

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Not fair! It didn't say it was timed! I want a "re-do"

[Popeye]

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Not stoopid

Average score: 17.1
My score: 25

I am 45.9% smarter than the average person.

I knew that anyway.

[Beaches]

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Of course you are Popeye! We all knew that
Yeah me too Judie. I can't think that fast and well my scores showed that.......

[lushy]

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If brains were butts I would have trouble sitting down is what mine said. Gee thanks, for that uplifting mood booster Beaches.....

[Beaches]

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Let's keep it positive Lush I mean June.

[southernbelle47]

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Hey...I want a redo of my redo!

[Mackeral]

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Yes....as i thought....Thick as pig sh*t

[lushy]

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LOL Macks!!! Don't feel bad. I took it again and did worse than the first time. My self-esteem is at an all-time low this morning.............again thanks so much Beaches.

[Mackeral]

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Hmmm yeah....Thanks beaches....i might cut myself later and i was wondering if you had any salt?

[lushy]

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Macks is on a roll today!!! LMAO!!!!

[Beaches]

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Now now Macks.....I have no salt for you Mister.

My comment was "Ignorance is Bliss You Should Know" I think I may put that on my business card.

[Mackeral]

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Only joking Beaches...Infact finding out Mrs Macks is thicker than me has made my day

[Beaches]

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That is hilarious and I'm sure she's really pleased about that too. I won't let my husband take the test for that very reason.

[Paddy]

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Oh dear me, Popeye, of course you're better than the rest of us, because you eat your greens, ha, ha - and Beaches gave all of us a test just to put us back into our boxes, ha, ha.

Point taken (now, I'm going to go back into my corner and do cross words, and read books about how Columbus did NOT circumciZe the Globe, but circumvent it, and I will re-study my English history - Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo) Ok, ok, ok,

And more reasons why our scores my score are in decline, my history books just don't seem to contain the right info ...,

Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the "Organ of the Species". Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife dies and he wrote "Paradise Regained."

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength."