Whose in Charge

[Mrs Macks]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
>>> trying to decide who was the one in charge.

>>>

>>> "I should be in charge," said the brain ,

>>> "Because I run all the body's systems,

>>> so without me nothing would happen."

>>>

>>> "I should be in charge," said the blood ,

>>> "Because I circulate oxygen all over

>>> so without me you'd all waste away."

>>>

>>> "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"

>>> Because I process food and give

>>> all of you energy."

>>>

>>> "I should be in charge," said the legs,

>>> "because I carry the body wherever

>>> it needs to go."

>>>

>>> "I should be in charge," said the eyes,

>>> "Because I allow the body to see

>>> where it goes."

>>>

>>> "I should be in charge," said the! rectum,

>>> "Because I'm responsible for

>>> waste removal."

>>>

font-family: Times New Roman;">>>> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum

>>> And insulted him, so in a huff,

>>> he shut down tight.

>>>

>>> Within a few days,

>>> the brain had a terrible headache,

>>> the stomach was bloated,

>>> the legs got wobbly,

>>> the eyes got watery,

>>> and the blood Was toxic.

>>> They all decided that the

>>> rectum should be the boss.

>>>

>>> The Moral of the story?

>>>

>>> The asshole is usually in charge !!

>>>

[southernbelle47]

Whose in Charge

LOL.........

I know a few of those!

:h Nancy

[irishlady]

Whose in Charge

I work for some of them....

[Beaches]

Whose in Charge

Ah yes, good one!

[YoungAtHeart]

Whose in Charge

Glad I wasn't around after the asshole got his way and let go!