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[lorisunshine]

>Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School .Usually
>she slept through the class.
>
>One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me
>Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
>
>When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend, sitting
>behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

>"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

>The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
>
>A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
>
>But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
>rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
>
>"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very
>good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
>
>The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she
>had her twenty-third child?"
>
>Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
>
>This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn
>thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
>
>The nun fainted...........

[Mrs Macks]

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Thats brilliant

[betty boop]

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Like that one xx

[MKR]

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:H :H :H :thanks: Lori - Mary Margaret was in my 5th grade class. There were 9 of us Mary's but I remember her!

[Saint Jude]

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:H MKR, there were only 9 kids in my 5th grade class...and 3 of em were my cousins! Not kidding, no wonder I couldn't wait to get outa this place!