People in NY plant gardens.
50 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in NY sunbathe.
40 above zero:Italian & English cars won't start.
People in NY drive with the windows down.
32 above zeroistilled water freezes.
The water in NY gets thicker.
20 above zero:Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in NY throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: NY landlords finally turn up the heat.
0 People in Miami all die.
10 below zero:Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in NY get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in NY are selling cookies door-to-door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in NY let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
NY gets upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in NY start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"
500 below zero:Hell freezes over.
NY High schools will open 2 hours late.
Don't know about the rest of ya but we have another 10 inches on the ground and it is still coming.........WHERE IS SPRING
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