60 above zero:Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in NY plant gardens.
50 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in NY sunbathe.
40 above zero:Italian & English cars won't start.
People in NY drive with the windows down.
32 above zero
istilled water freezes.
The water in NY gets thicker.
20 above zero:Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in NY throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: NY landlords finally turn up the heat.
0 People in Miami all die.
10 below zero:Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in NY get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in NY are selling cookies door-to-door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in NY let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
NY gets upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in NY start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"
500 below zero:Hell freezes over.
NY High schools will open 2 hours late.
Don't know about the rest of ya but we have another 10 inches on the ground and it is still coming.........WHERE IS SPRING
People in NY plant gardens.
50 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in NY sunbathe.
40 above zero:Italian & English cars won't start.
People in NY drive with the windows down.
32 above zero
istilled water freezes.The water in NY gets thicker.
20 above zero:Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in NY throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: NY landlords finally turn up the heat.
0 People in Miami all die.
10 below zero:Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in NY get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in NY are selling cookies door-to-door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in NY let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
NY gets upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in NY start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"
500 below zero:Hell freezes over.
NY High schools will open 2 hours late.
Don't know about the rest of ya but we have another 10 inches on the ground and it is still coming.........WHERE IS SPRING
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