Midnight Phone Call

[Breez]

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does your store open?
- At ten o'clock sir.


At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, your store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir


Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does your euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don't want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!

[irishlady]

Midnight Phone Call

Good one..

[Paddy]

Midnight Phone Call

Ahhh, Seabreez, thanks for sharing that experience. Haven't we all been there. ;-))))

[Beaches]

Midnight Phone Call

That is so great!

[Mrs Macks]

Midnight Phone Call

That is brilliant