DONT LIE TO YOUR MUM
A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the meal,
his
mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this
only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than
met
the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your Mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,
you don't suppose she took it do you?"
"Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he
sat
down and wrote:>
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
FACT
REMAINS THAT, IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER:H
A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the meal,
his
mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this
only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than
met
the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your Mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,
you don't suppose she took it do you?"
"Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he
sat
down and wrote:>
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
FACT
REMAINS THAT, IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER:H
eace:
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