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    Don't lie to your Mum!

    DONT LIE TO YOUR MUM

    A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the meal,
    his
    mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon was.
    She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this
    only made her more curious.



    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than
    met
    the eye.



    Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".



    About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your Mother
    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,



    you don't suppose she took it do you?"



    "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he
    sat
    down and wrote:>



    DEAR MOTHER,
    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
    HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
    FACT
    REMAINS THAT, IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.



    LOVE PAUL



    Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:



    DEAR SON,
    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
    SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
    IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
    NOW.



    LOVE MUM




    Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER:H
    :rolleyesmonkey: Tahlula :rolleyesmonkey:
    Trim the tree to let in the sunshine...

    #2
    Don't lie to your Mum!

    LOL
    Paddy
    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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      #3
      Don't lie to your Mum!

      BRILLIANT...
      A F F L..
      Alcohol Free For Life

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        #4
        Don't lie to your Mum!

        Yes, don't mess with mum!! Good one
        "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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          #5
          Don't lie to your Mum!

          LOL - mums always know anyway!!

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            #6
            Don't lie to your Mum!

            Got admit thats a good one LOL

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              #7
              Don't lie to your Mum!

              Brilliant Tahlula
              Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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                #8
                Don't lie to your Mum!

                Now, that's funny. I have to share that. TY Mrs. Macks
                Mar

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                  #9
                  Don't lie to your Mum!

                  I'm sorry, It was Talulah. It's still a little early for me

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                    #10
                    Don't lie to your Mum!

                    Like that one
                    sigpicXXX

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                      #11
                      Don't lie to your Mum!

                      Very cute!
                      Over 4 months AF :h

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                        #12
                        Don't lie to your Mum!

                        So funny, yep mother knows best.
                        Lori
                        *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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