Five Surgeons:
Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.
The first, a Ontario surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered."
The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third, a B.C. Surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over.
But the fifth, a Newfoundla nd surgeon, shut them all up when he
observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.
The others asked why?
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.
The first, a Ontario surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered."
The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third, a B.C. Surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over.
But the fifth, a Newfoundla nd surgeon, shut them all up when he
observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.
The others asked why?
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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