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    Musical Octopus!

    A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the Octopus down on a stool
    and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. "He can
    play any musical instrument in the world."
    Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that
    he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't
    play.
    A bloke walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately
    the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimmy
    Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50.
    Another bloke walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the
    trumpet better than Louis Armstrong. The man pays up his $50.
    Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the
    octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused
    look. "Ha Ha!" the Scot says. "Ye canie plae it,can ye?"
    The octopus looks up at him and says ........"Play it?.... I'm going to ****
    it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off.
    Shas
    Just keep on swmming, just keep on swimming!

    #2
    Musical Octopus!

    oh me

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      #3
      Musical Octopus!

      Oh my
      Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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