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    Jesus is Watching You

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you,"

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?"

    He hissed at the parrot.

    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you," The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

    "Moses," replied the bird. The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?"

    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
    :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

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    Jesus is Watching You

    LOL!!
    "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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      #3
      Jesus is Watching You

      LOL xx
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        #4
        Jesus is Watching You

        Yes very very good.

        Lx
        Rather die standing, than live on my knees, begging Please..... No More.......

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          #5
          Jesus is Watching You

          Loved it very funny....lmao

          Done it again its still signed in as Macks ....DOH
          I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
          One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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            #6
            Jesus is Watching You

            lol
            It's not that some people have willpower and some don't. It's that some people are ready to change and others are not.
            James Gordon, M.D.

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