The Broken Mower
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>> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
>> that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
>> take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always
>> something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to
>> make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the
>> tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I
>> watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was
>> gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
>> I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
>> driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
>> limp. Moral of this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person
>> is always right, and the other is the husband.
>>
>> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
>> that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
>> take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always
>> something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to
>> make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the
>> tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I
>> watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was
>> gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
>> I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
>> driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
>> limp. Moral of this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person
>> is always right, and the other is the husband.
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