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    Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

    A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

    When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all..."

    She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house.

    A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much,
    we are here to award you $5000, even though we will not be able to use it..."

    Here is her entry:

    Carnation Milk is best of all
    no tits to pull, no hay to haul
    no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch
    Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch

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    Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

    LOL Tawny!!! I have to say I have a very special affinity to Carnation Condensed Milk,
    One time when I was little and on holiday with my parents by Lake Taupo in NZ,
    I happened across 2 cans of the stuff in one of our holiday cottage cupboards.
    Being the little porker that I was, I sneakily drunk both cans, making myself very sick.
    My poor worried parents gave me the 'once over' to see if they could find out what was wrong with me, looked into my mouth to find it coated with a horrible white film.........they were mortified and immediately rushed me to a local doctor, where upon interogation I had to fess up to what I had eaten. I wasn't told until years later, that they had thought I had oral thrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Amelia

    Sober since 30/06/10

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      #3
      Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

      LOL~Amelia (sorry)
      :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

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        #4
        Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

        LOL!
        Paddy
        Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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          #5
          Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

          Very funny Tawny!

          Paddy, your avatar is quite amusing also!

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            #6
            Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

            Thanks MKR - tried to put a less serious avatar up for a change, grin ...
            Paddy
            Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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              #7
              Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

              Cows of the world unite.
              Tawny has made porn out of our beautiful life style!! :H

              Love it!
              Nancy




              "Be still and know that I am God"

              Psalm 46:10

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                #8
                Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

                LOL!! Love it!! Thx!!

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                  #9
                  Carnation Milk (*contains rude icky words)

                  crack me up !!!!!!
                  You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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