Genie

[Beaches]

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had
one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf
bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster
lighter?"

"I got it from my genie."

"You have a genie?"


Yes, right here in my golf bag."


"Could I see him?"

He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend
asks the genie, "Since I'm a good friend of your master, will
you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will'" the genie replies.

The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.

The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly,
the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing
partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million
ducks!"

He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard
of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a
12 inch Bic?"

[Breez]

Genie

[Preciouspinot]

Genie

Tee Hee

[betty boop]

Genie

:H :H :H

[Paddy]

Genie

I thought I saw that coming when I saw 12 inch, ahem .... but good one.

While we're at it. Can I ask for a 12 month free subscription of 'Dopa'?

[Paddy]

Genie

By the way, what happened when the wife asked for the Chippendales to come by?

Who did the Genie send?