He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had
one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf
bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster
lighter?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend
asks the genie, "Since I'm a good friend of your master, will
you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will'" the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly,
the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing
partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million
ducks!"
He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard
of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a
12 inch Bic?"
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