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    Genie

    Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
    He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had
    one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf
    bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

    "Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster
    lighter?"

    "I got it from my genie."

    "You have a genie?"


    Yes, right here in my golf bag."


    "Could I see him?"

    He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend
    asks the genie, "Since I'm a good friend of your master, will
    you grant me one wish?"

    "Yes I will'" the genie replies.

    The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.

    The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
    standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly,
    the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
    flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing
    partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million
    ducks!"

    He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard
    of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a
    12 inch Bic?"
    "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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    Genie

    :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

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      #3
      Genie

      Tee Hee
      Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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        #4
        Genie

        :H :H :H
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          #5
          Genie

          I thought I saw that coming when I saw 12 inch, ahem .... but good one.

          While we're at it. Can I ask for a 12 month free subscription of 'Dopa'?
          Paddy
          Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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            #6
            Genie

            By the way, what happened when the wife asked for the Chippendales to come by?

            Who did the Genie send?
            Paddy
            Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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