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    Donkeys....good advice

    Subject: donkeys...good advice!
    >>
    >> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
    >>
    >> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race
    > and it won again.
    >>
    >> The local paper read:
    >>
    >> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
    >>
    >> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
    > pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
    >>
    >>
    >> The next day the local paper headline read:
    >>
    >> BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
    >>
    >> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
    > the donkey.
    >>
    >> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
    >>
    >> The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline:
    >>
    >> NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
    >>
    >> The Bishop fainted.
    >>
    >> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of th e donkey so she
    > sold it to a farmer for $10.
    >>
    >>
    >> The next day the headlines read:
    >>
    >> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
    >>
    >> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
    > donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
    >>
    >> The next day the headlines read:
    >>
    >> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
    >>
    >> Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.
    >>
    >> MORAL OF THE STORY???
    >>
    >> Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery
    > and even shorten your life.
    >>
    >> So, be yourself and enjoy life.
    >>
    >> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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    Donkeys....good advice

    Tee Hee! Good one Nancy!

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