Subject: donkeys...good advice!
>>
>> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>>
>> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race
> and it won again.
>>
>> The local paper read:
>>
>> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>>
>> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
>>
>>
>> The next day the local paper headline read:
>>
>> BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
>>
>> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
> the donkey.
>>
>> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>>
>> The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline:
>>
>> NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>>
>> The Bishop fainted.
>>
>> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of th e donkey so she
> sold it to a farmer for $10.
>>
>>
>> The next day the headlines read:
>>
>> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>>
>> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
> donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
>>
>> The next day the headlines read:
>>
>> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>>
>> Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.
>>
>> MORAL OF THE STORY???
>>
>> Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery
> and even shorten your life.
>>
>> So, be yourself and enjoy life.
>>
>> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
>>
>> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>>
>> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race
> and it won again.
>>
>> The local paper read:
>>
>> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>>
>> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
>>
>>
>> The next day the local paper headline read:
>>
>> BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
>>
>> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
> the donkey.
>>
>> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>>
>> The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline:
>>
>> NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>>
>> The Bishop fainted.
>>
>> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of th e donkey so she
> sold it to a farmer for $10.
>>
>>
>> The next day the headlines read:
>>
>> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>>
>> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
> donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
>>
>> The next day the headlines read:
>>
>> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>>
>> Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.
>>
>> MORAL OF THE STORY???
>>
>> Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery
> and even shorten your life.
>>
>> So, be yourself and enjoy life.
>>
>> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
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