OOPS!

[southernbelle47]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.





WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?





HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"





WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"





HUSBAND: "Of course I do."





WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"





HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."





WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)





HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)





WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"





HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."





WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"





HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"





WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"





HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."





WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"





HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"





WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"





HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."





WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?





HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."





WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?





HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."





WIFE: -- silence -





"font-size: 13px;">HUSBAND: "OOPS."





L?amiti? finit souvent en amour ; mais l?amour en amiti? - jamais.

[Paddy]

OOPS!

Ma ch?re Nancy ... je dirais m?me plus!

I tell you guys, Nancy is discovering herself, and I'm sure Lushy DIDN'T make her post this, ha, ha.