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    Sex and Good Grammar

    On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.

    The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on
    a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile
    dysfunction!

    The husband went to the reservation and saw
    the medicine man.

    The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned,

    'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say

    '1-2-3.'

    When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your
    life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

    The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked,

    "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

    "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the
    medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

    He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,
    took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in
    the bedroom.

    When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

    Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began
    throwing off her clothes, and then she asked,

    "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

    And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a
    preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

    #2
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    :H:H:H:H:H:H
    14 October 2013 was the first day of the best days of my life!

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      #3
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      DreamThinkDo;1616340 wrote: :H:H:H:H:H
      Well I'll be buggered. Didn't expect that to even get a :H.

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        #4
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        tawnyfrog;1616333 wrote:
        And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a
        preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
        Punchline got me, Frog, I works wiff words
        14 October 2013 was the first day of the best days of my life!

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          #5
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          DreamThinkDo;1616345 wrote: Punchline got me, Frog, I works wiff words
          I know. I read.

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            #6
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            Dang wife should shut up, I sure wouldn't be asking questions!!!!

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              #7
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              Brought a smile to my day.:H:H:H
              Enlightened by MWO

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                #8
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                Haha it took me a minute
                I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                  #9
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                  TOOK ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES! :H
                  GOD I'M DUMB!
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                    #10
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                    :l:H:H:H
                    AF since 28 October 2013
                    600 days on 20 June 2015

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                      #11
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                      good un
                      Liberated 5/11/2013

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                        #12
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                        Bahahaha....Girafe1234, I had to laugh when I saw the 1,2,3,4 in YOUR name!!!! XO, B
                        All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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                          #13
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                          LMAO
                          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                            #14
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                            LOL, typical woman asking questions all the time. I would have blown it also! (no pun intended)
                            AF free 1st December 2013 - 1st December 2022 - 9 years of freedom

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                              :H:H:H Available!!!!
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