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    On a roll!

    If you can start the day without caffeine,

    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

    If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

    If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

    If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,


    If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

    If you can conquer tension without medical help,


    If you can relax without liquor,

    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,







    ...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
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    Insert something witty and utterly hillarious here .............

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    On a roll!

    Nice one ...
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      On a roll!

      Hundi,
      That's my wish list.


      Many years ago, when I was a boy, I heard this poem....I don't think that I read it...I heard it.

      If

      by Rudyard Kipling


      If you can keep your head when all about you


      Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
      If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

      But make allowance for their doubting too;
      If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

      Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
      Or being hated don't give way to hating,

      And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

      If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

      If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
      If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

      And treat those two impostors just the same;
      If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

      Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
      Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

      And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

      If you can make one heap of all your winnings

      And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
      And lose, and start again at your beginnings

      And never breathe a word about your loss;
      If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

      To serve your turn long after they are gone,
      And so hold on when there is nothing in you

      Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

      If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

      Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
      If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

      If all men count with you, but none too much;
      If you can fill the unforgiving minute

      With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
      Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

      And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!



      Man.....Woman.....my Son / Daughter ???????

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