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    Growing Young

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    I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

    You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

    Then you become a baby, and then...

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
    Luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room
    Service on tap, and then...

    You finish off as an orgasm.
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    What St. Frances of Assisi said of himself is true for me.
    ?If God can work through me He can work through anybody.?

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    Growing Young

    You know I think that sounds just absolutely peachy as well
    Hablur

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