A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
woman he spotted dining alone.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there", indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering
for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.
The note read:
For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
returns. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to return this to the woman.
It read:
For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z4, a Mercedes
CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."
I want you all to know this was sent to me from my cousin in Australia today....
woman he spotted dining alone.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there", indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering
for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.
The note read:
For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
returns. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to return this to the woman.
It read:
For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z4, a Mercedes
CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."
I want you all to know this was sent to me from my cousin in Australia today....
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