joke of the day

[Samstone]

A Dyslexic Guy walks into a bra . . .

[Byrdlady]

A Dyslexic Guy walks into a bra . . .

Oh my Dog! :haha:

[Eloise]

haha! I made SAM! You were the first to send me a private message of encouragement oh so many moons ago, thank you for not giving up on me.

[Samstone]

Snail slithers into a Vintage Car Establishment, walks over to the Datsun 240Z and says to the astonished proprietor, "I wish to purchase this vehicle."

Proprietor says, "But you're a snail. Cars aren't made for snails!"

Snail says, "What, my money isn't green enough?" and starts yanking stacks of money out of his shell.

Proprietor says, "Well, if you're paying cash, I guess it's okay."

Snail says, "I do have one condition. You have to change the emblems on the car from a 240Z to a 240S."

Proprietor says, "Well, I guess I can have emblems made up for you. Might I ask why?"

Snail says, "I always wanted to cruise fast down the street and have everyone point and say, 'Look at that S car go!'"

[Samstone]

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

[NoSugar]

I like these, Sam - I can remember them :wink:!

[Samstone]

I like these, Sam - I can remember them :wink:!

feel free to join in!!


Q. How does a lost psychiatrist find his way out of the woods?

A. He follows the psychopath.

[scottish lass]

these are punny!

[Samstone]

Why did Beethoven get rid of the chickens?

Because they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

[NoSugar]

Sam, I must be one of the worst joke-tellers ever but I enjoy reading them :smile:.

[Samstone]

An old man was inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggest he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two weeks go by and he can't understand why there's still no sign of the mutt. "What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks. "here boy," he replied

[Samstone]

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

[Samstone]

A man is out driving in his convertable, when he sees a pig on the side of the road. There aren't any houses around, so he puts it in the car, and resumes driving. Down the road, a cop sees him and pulls him over. "What are you doing with that pig in your car?" The man says, "Well, officer, I just found her, and was trying to figure out what to do with her". "Take her to the zoo", the cop told him and sent him on his way. Two weeks lator, the cop sees the same car go by with the pig in it, and pulls it over. "I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo! ". "Well, officer, I DID, and we had such a good time, now I'm taking her to Disneyland!".

[NoSugar]

I loved it even when I saw the punch line coming!! Good one, Sam!

[Samstone]

Horse enters a bar & sits down on stool....bartender comes over & says, "Why tha long face ?"