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    Breakfast of champions...

    Fwd: Bacon, Eggs and Milk
    The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

    #2
    Breakfast of champions...

    arrg! it didn't work!

    let me try aga
    The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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      #3
      Breakfast of champions...

      Once again..I'll just type the darn thing out the old fashioned way!

      A little boy comes downstairs for breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet", said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes out to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes on to feed the pigs & he kicks a pig. He goes over to milk the cows & he kicks a cow. He goes back into the house for breakfast, all there is on the table is a bowl of cold cereal...dry w/no milk.
      He asks his Mom where his bacon & eggs are, and why is his cereal dry?
      She tells him, "I saw you thru the window. You kicked a cow, so no milk for a week, you kicked a chicken, no eggs for a week, I saw ya kick a pig no bacon for a week."
      Just then his Dad comes downstairs and kicks the cat out of his way as he's coming into the kitchen... The little boy chuckles and looks at his Mom, and says, "Should I tell him or are you gonna?"
      The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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        #4
        Breakfast of champions...

        LOL!!!!!!!!
        "Be still and know that I am God"

        Psalm 46:10

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          #5
          Breakfast of champions...

          ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh I really liked that one!
          Hablur

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            #6
            Breakfast of champions...

            :bump:
            The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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              #7
              Breakfast of champions...

              lol, i m gonna have to type that i the old fashioned way an send it to my bf , he will like that 1, xxx
              :upset: lol the assmaster!! im slowly tryin to unwedge my head out my arse !!

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                #8
                Breakfast of champions...

                was just thinking 'i dont get it', then i did! lolol

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