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    Speeding

    Note to non-Brits: In England the police do not carry guns.

    A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    PC: May I see your driver's license?
    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
    PC: May I see the registration for your vehicle?
    Driver: It's not my car, I stole it.
    PC: The car is stolen??
    Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
    PC: There's a gun in the glove compartment???
    Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. (Note: boot is 'trunk')
    PC: There is a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?!?!
    Driver: Yes, mate

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and a senior officer approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
    Senior Officer: Sir, can I see your license?
    Driver: Sure, here it is.
    It was perfectly valid
    Senior Officer: Whose car is this?
    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here are the registration papers.
    Senior Officer: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in there?
    Driver: Sure, sir, but there's no gun in there.
    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove compartment.
    Senior Officer: Would you mind opening the boot?
    Driver: No problem.
    The boot is opened - no body
    Senior Officer: I don't understand this. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment and a dead body in the boot.

    Driver: I bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.

    #2
    Speeding

    Ha ha, love it..
    A F F L..
    Alcohol Free For Life

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      #3
      Speeding

      I am fighting a traffic ticket in 2 months. I may just use a derivative of this! LOL

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        #4
        Speeding

        Quite funny!!

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          #5
          Speeding

          I love it!
          The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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            #6
            Speeding

            coming from Uk - I love it !!
            I feel as though it's all happening to someone right next to me.
            I'm close, I can feel it, I can hear it, but it isn't really me.

            Marilyn Monroe

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              #7
              Speeding

              that was so funny hehhehe

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                #8
                Speeding

                thanks
                What St. Frances of Assisi said of himself is true for me.
                ?If God can work through me He can work through anybody.?

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