Don't mess with senior citizens!

[hart]

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you
>>are
>>there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
>>sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a
>>Doctor's
>>Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a
>>room
>>full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this,
>>and I
>>love the way this old guy handled it.
>>
>>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
>>approached
>>the desk.... The Receptionist! said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
>>the
>>Doctor for today?"
>>
>>"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
>>
>>
>>
>>The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
>>into a
>>crowded waiting room and say things like that."
>>
>>
>>"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
>>
>>The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment
>>in
>>this room full of people. You should have said there is something
>>wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
>>with
>>the Doctor in private."
>>
>>The man replied! , "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room
>>full
>>strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked
>>out,
>>waited several minutes and then re-entered.
>>
>>
>>
>>The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
>>
>>
>>"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
>>
>>
>>The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
>>taken
>>her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
>>
>>"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
>>
>>The waiting room erupted in laughter.
>>
>>
>>Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
>>

[MDBiker]

Don't mess with senior citizens!

I have a strange sense of humor, but this is funny!