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    When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

    >>WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!
    >>
    >>The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair,
    >>where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
    >>Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when
    >>she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn,
    >>Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members
    >>grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
    >>A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so
    >>again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon
    >>she started leaning forward, so the family
    >>members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist
    >>to hold her up. A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma
    >>and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating
    >>you?"
    >>
    >>
    >>Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
    >>nephew. "They won't let me f@rt."
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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    When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

    LOL

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      #3
      When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

      :H Hey Macs! i've misse you!:h
      Great to see ya!
      :l
      The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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        #4
        When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

        Hey, Mackeroo, where have you been ????
        A F F L..
        Alcohol Free For Life

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          #5
          When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

          Hey Macs, GREAT to see you back!! Funny joke too!

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            #6
            When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

            Good to see you Macks! Back with an old lady's fart! What an entrance to make! Great joke. The 100 year f@rt is on world tour by way of email already and cloud/brighten up the day of a few of my mates!
            Paddy
            Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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