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>>The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair,
>>where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
>>Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when
>>she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn,
>>Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members
>>grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
>>A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so
>>again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon
>>she started leaning forward, so the family
>>members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist
>>to hold her up. A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma
>>and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating
>>you?"
>>
>>
>>Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
>>nephew. "They won't let me f@rt."
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