Hillbilly's view on conception and childbirth

[Paddy]

Deep in the back woods,of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife
went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called
out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the
doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this
high so I can see what I am doing!."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the
doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres
another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby "No, don't be in a
hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!"
cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, .
.. . . .
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

Reminds me of one of Murphy's lesser known laws:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. :H

[MDBiker]

Hillbilly's view on conception and childbirth

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