A Baptist preacher and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are
standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a hand-made sign
into the ground with a large rock.
The sign reads:
The End Is Near!
Turn Around Now
Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you
religious wackos !"
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The Methodist turns to the Baptist and asks, "Do you think the sign
should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a hand-made sign
into the ground with a large rock.
The sign reads:
The End Is Near!
Turn Around Now
Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you
religious wackos !"
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The Methodist turns to the Baptist and asks, "Do you think the sign
should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
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