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[soccermom]

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Sweet--that quote of your mom's is too funny. I think I will begin to use it.
As my mother, since passed, used to say, "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." (Water conservation technique.)

[purple neck]

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On a final note me mam used to say " if in chapel let them rattle" more curry vicar???

[Sweet Cheeks]

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Brilliant - any more sayings??

This thread is certainly brightening up an otherwise dull day.

Sweet
xxx

[purple neck]

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When casting accusations my bros used to say "He who smelt it dealt it".

this is like being back at school - brill.

[Sweet Cheeks]

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Oh my god I remember that one so well Purple neck. I went to a girls school too - more like St. Trinians if you know it.

Blast from the past - literally!!
Sweet

[Beaches]

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This is hilarious!

That is why I have kids. I don't have to think of any excuses.

My dad was the worst and had the lamest excuses. He would say it was a mouse or a frog. What the heck is that?

If it's yellow let it mellow...that used to hang on the wall of my grandparents bathroom...too funny

[chrysa]

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That was my friend "Lit". He thought he fart but he shit.

[Helensback]

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I can not.

No.

I CAN NOT.

Let a fart thread die.

It would break my pheart.

It would.

[Paddy]

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I says, anything that pays no rent - OUT!

[satori]

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As a young man I worked in a laboratory that dealt with Hydrogen Sulphide gas.

This stuff is seriously deadly. 1000 parts per million in air can kill.
At very low concentrations it is recognisable by an intense smell of rotten eggs.

Now - any suspected leak of this stuff was important enough to evacuate the laboratory - and a special team wearing breathing apparatus had to go in with H2S gas detectors to check the place out.

One day there was a suspected leak and the lab was evacuated as per procedure - but no leak was found.

It was only about 6 months later that one of the other Lab techs owned up to being the source of the "leak". uch: :eeew: .

Seems his diet of curry and real ale might have played a part!

Satori

xxx

[purple neck]

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Cor blimey,

This thread wont go away.

Its like a bad smell

Purps

[Pisces]

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I'm at a loss reading this...

I thought this was a site that was about getting better, overcoming a drinking problem.

but it seems that farting threads get more attention, thats all good, maybe I should try to tell people about my bowel probs rather than than my visits to phycs and drug and alcohol councillors.

So if that's what I should do, please read on, I find that I get built up before my period, constipated ect, makes me feel a bit irritated and bloated, but then my period comes and I can shit, and feel relief.

Hey, I'm just going with the flow here...???

Hope someone has someting better to add?

Luv Jas xxx

[IAD]

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Pisces.

'LAUGHTER.........TURNS INSANITY INTO SANITY" . IAD :H

[purple neck]

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AHHHHH, Pisces.. So if that's what I should do, please read on, I find that I get built up before my period, constipated ect, makes me feel a bit irritated and bloated, but then my period comes and I can shit, and feel relief.


Now I know why its called "MY WAY OUT" Boff..

[Mackeral]

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When i was a kid living at home and i said has somebody farted my Dad always said" No...It's just you...Your nose is too near to your arse.."...I'm not sure but i think he was talking about my height..