I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

[memarcie]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I know we are all trying to laugh at the stupid embarrassing shit we've done while drunk. And I have shit my pants as well.

However it does disturb me to laugh about driving drunk. I have done it many times and I could have killed someone, as well as myself, many times. Sorry to somber up this thread, but just my thoughts.

We just had an accident near me a couple days ago of a man hitting a pedestrian, who went through his windshield and died, and yes the driver was drunk.


I know there are many things to laugh at and try to make light of because we are/used to be drunks most of the time. But drinking and driving is not funny no matter what you say.

I'm sorry to anyone I may have offended.

Marcie

[Determinator]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

no worries Marcie...drunk driving is not cool ever at all even though many of us at our sickest moments have done it...yikes. don't do that!!! I know I won't (any more).

otherwise.... damn this is a funny bunch of wierdos...I feel right at home.

I had a roomate that used to sleepwalk really bad when he drank and the strangest things would happen including him peeing in various places in the house including the refrigerator....arg!!!

[Determinator]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

oh, I sleep walked and peed in the kitchen trash can once.....darn. and I'd almost forgot that one.

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Well you cant leave out a good peeing story - I slept walked inot my sisters room opened her wardrobe and proceeded to use an old black and white telly as the lavatory hahahaha. I was found there sometime later. But lets not forget the night I had 3 bottles of red to myself at the pub with a nice purple ring of crust around my mouth and the really nice burgundy teeth to match and decided I was tough and got into a fight with 3 boys (I am a girl, well duh) who just laughed at me. THEN I went home and proceeded to remove all my clothes and stumble into my flatmate and her other half's bedroom starkers and fall overmyself onto theyre bed... I had to work the next day, good lord! Ah the stories... I do not have a lisence and never applied for it, maybe I was sub-consciously planning my future - who knows.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, drink driving is not cool man.

[Mags]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I must say I am totally shocked - shocked I tell you. I have always managed to be a perfect lady no matter how much I partook of the grape. I certainly can't understand such heathen behavior. I must re-evaluate who I choose to call my friends. Shocking I tell you, shocking. I would never stoop to such lowly behavior.

[Determinator]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Well at least Mags is a proper lady....somebody had to set a good example 'round here!

ok, now that we're onto peeing i must relate the time I moved to a new apartment in GA and my roomies and I got completely blind wasted on gin/tonics then teetered off to bed. I woke up needing to pee REEEEELy bad but had no earthly idea where I was...and the room was dark. I tried to open the door to no avail so in a panic I let fire out the window (we were on the third story of the building). wonder if the neighbors noticed any unusual weather that night.

[Accountable for Me]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Oh! I have a pee story too! I was staying at a boyfriends place a few years back and was drinking, can't remember what I was drinking, but anyway, I guess I had to go......... walked into the storage room in his apartment and took a squirt in the litter box. YEP! Man, was I embarrassed the next day when he told me he found me in there peeing in it. OK - I am a looooooser!

[Accountable for Me]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Oh and my old friend caught her husband peeing in their dresser drawer one night. LOL!

[Mags]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Shocked!

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

yes your right someone has to be a lady around here - BUUUURRRRP, pardon me!

I love a good pee story, I just got a work order to attend to site and check AC as it smells like cat piss hahahaha...

[gabby]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

You all crack me up. I however am with mags. I never did anything like that. Is there a queen's throne for us proper ones around here?

[Mackeral]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I just woke up and am half asleep, but still chuckling at this thread..:H

[Mags]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I think Lushy took the Queen's throne. And she ain't givin' it up to nobody!

[MDBiker]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Ok, I think I have done it all including pissing on an open flame fire (what a stink)

You guys crack me up lmao

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that is a stinky, nostril abuse stench hehehehe. I am assuming you are male because I currently have the vision of a female doing it, which would incurr - well you see where I am heading.

Hahahahah, I drank a bottle of red well 1.5ltrs cheap wine one night and was SO ill I had to sleep in the dunny and I had just moved in so I woke up naked all except a nice fur coat from the 80's and a pair of white socks on, with my whole (pardon the pun) rear end in full view for the new roomies veiwing pleasure as they ascended the stairs hehehehehe... So funny right now :-)