I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

[Popeye]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I've shit myself a couple of times Accountable, once in a taxi.
Oh god I can't believe I just said that.

[Accountable for Me]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Isn't it great to be so open about our bodily functions??? I think there are a whole lot of us who have - drinking cleans out those pipes a little too well sometimes! :H

[gabby]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Well ok.....I admit it then....I did it too. Only I wasnt drinkin when it happened to me. (this should go under the fart thread)

[Mackeral]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Lol gabby and Popeye and bloody good to see you..

Accountable i think your honesty is brilliant...And if we cant be honest in an annonomous community like this...Where can you...

I bet a lot of people have done the same or worse...I know i have done some pretty awful stuff..

I stayed in a caravan on a fishing trip with my dad uncle and cousin in ireland...
When i woke in the morning i was horrified to find i'd pissed on my younger cousin..

But i got up real early and went for a shower and let him think he did it...Proberly scarred the poor lad for life...What a kind cousin i am..

[Accountable for Me]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Good to see you back Macks! I was wondering about you and Lisa the other day.

[gabby]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

yes, WAY good to see you macks!!!!!

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Now were talking...

I have lost control of most bodily functions whilst under the influence, including vomiting so hard I peed my shorts. Stood up and fell over, passed out and was put to bed and woke up with no pants on as I had wet the bed and my other half had to undress me and sleep elsewhere, I dont recall anything. He told me that he couldnt go thru that anymore, but I still continued drinking...The mystery bruises, got to love them. Waking up to see red wine vomit all over your white bathroom... the list goes on!

[YoungAtHeart]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

So funny and sad too!

No red wine vomit here, but I'm very clumsy, so I still have plenty of red wine stains (actually they're light brown after using the carpet stain remover) from tripping or sloshing wine out of my glass. Fortunately I always made it to the porcelain goddess in time. I've fallen asleep on her too. I also have to raise my hand for the poo thing too:blush: , thought it was a little poof a couple of times--uh-oh!

[trixietrack]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

yucky . I projectile vomited in the subway, and had nothing to wipe the goo off my face. had to sit on the train drunk and stinking of puke while people pretended not to notice.
I also fell on my ass at a wedding while trying to show off dancing, ripped my dress and my chest was exposed to all.
I am really good at puking and not letting the puke squirt out of my nose.

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I am really good at puking too...what a talent, I should put it on my resume, what do you guys think??

Ok was not going to admit but I will put up my hand for the poo-poo, got out the shower all clean and woops sh*t the towel hahahahaha....

[Accountable for Me]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

LOL! It was funny. I had a chat with my mother a while back, she has been drinking pretty excessively the last few years, and she admitted to accidentally crapping herself too. We had a good embarrassing laugh together. My sister passed out at a party years ago on the toilet while taking a crap. She was awoken by a bunch of her friends kicking in the door and finding her on the floor passed out with poo all over her and everything.

Sorry mom, and sister......... although you have no clue I am on this board - so who cares :H

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

LOL - now thats embarrassing... I have fallen asleep on the loo many times but no evidence was found hehehehehe... ALTHOUGH...

One night whilst out drinking I came home and was living with my parents at the time and felt very ill, so sleeping on the couch somehow makes this better, I woke up to my mother yelling at me asking if I had sh*t on the bathroom mat, while at the same time pushing the mat into my face. It wasnt me it was the cat, but now that I think about it....NO it was the cat..

[Accountable for Me]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Finkle that is HILARIOUS! Too funny. This thread has been a hoot. I needed a good chuckle today!

[xtexan]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Hmmm.

Driving with one eye closed, because I was seeing double.

One time, I had my boss and a corporate VP with me in a van. They were both so damn drunk, they made me drive because I was in the best shape of the three of us.

I swear, I was seeing triple, and closed one eye, and saw double with one eye!! So I closed the right eye, and stayed between the lines on the left of the two roads I was seeing. Only ran over a couple of plastic traffic cones, under I realized I needed to drive on the road to the right with my right eye closed.

Once I saw a girl in Los Angeles, driving a new 700 series Mercedes with dealer tags still on it. This was 20 years ago now maybe, but she was weaving all over the freeway, and when I pulled up beside her, she had one eye closed, and was sitting real far forward. Drunk as a skunk, and I knew it, because I used to do it too.

I definitely do not miss that BS.

Neil

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Me too, being on here today is making me LOL at work hehehehe... I do look like the crazy lady.