I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

[Mackeral]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

SEE..I'm still doing stupid things and i'm not even drinking...I forgot to log in as me...LOL...I should have left it..:H

[YoungAtHeart]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

LOL, Macks! I was wondering why Mrs. Macks was confessing to wetting the bed!

Rachel, you haven't done anything wrong to deserve being named personally. I think it was just a matter of proximity so you took the hit.

[amethyst]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Rachel, I agree that it was proxiemity. But I have to add-you are such a marvelous story teller that your posts DO tend to stick in the mind! I always enjoy your tales.

I am taking the high road with Mags. Seriously.:H

[Breez]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

LOL-Macks. Ahh-missed you so much here on the boards!

When I first started my journey I reached out to books in order to say in my own sanitity ~"I'm not the only one". I wanted to say "ok-I'm not that crazy and I can come out of this".

And yes I did-

So here it goes~

I've always held in my bodily functions but...fell off the toilet, bruising my ribs (on the paper toilet thingy), fell on my tile floor cutting the vein between my lower lip & chin with my teeth(have wierd scar there now), and made my way to the bed-bleeding everywhere. Had to retrace my steps the next day.

Am I glamorizing....no. I'm going to a place that reminds me of a place I don't want to go again. Brutal honesty.

Deter-you got one great chicky wife there!

God bless we are not all dead & some angels were watching over us. We were meant to be saved and here we are.

[42cat]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Unknown bruises are another thing I am happy to leave behind. And speaking of behinds, the day after an office Christmas party (yes, the dreaded office Christmas party - bet we all have some stories in that regard) ... Anyway, woke up the day afterward and one of my butt cheeks was a complete bruise - I'm talking extreme purple. I'm sure it hurt at the time. No recollection though. Booze can be an evil thing, and one of these days it will be in my past.

~Catt

[Finkle]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Airbag, please take note of all the posts in response to your post. We are all glad to have left those days behind us, but what is the point in moving forward if we cannot laugh at ourselves. Then we would be just dwelling and wasting good positive energy on the past!

So welcome to the site I hope you get what you need out of it... and hopefully one day tell us a comical story!

Rach, I don't think anyone would ever single you out negatively, you are obviously very much loved here :-)

[YoungAtHeart]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Oops, here's another stupid one! It's true that God is watching over us! Once I had been drinking (not all out drunk though), and I decided to change a burnt-out lightbulb over my daughter's bathroom sink. I stepped on the toilet, up on the counter and then changed the bulb. When I stepped back down on the toilet seat, the seat was loose, and I slipped, completely losing my balance, and I crashed sideways onto the bathtub. It hurt like hell! I just figured I hurt myself, but when the pain didn't subside after a week, I went to the doctor, and sure enough, I had cracked a rib.

I'm truly lucky that I didn't break my back. The shame of it is that I wasn't THAT impaired yet (the night was still young!), but obviously my judgment was impaired enough to be changing the bulb in the first place, and then not noticing that the seat was loose,and my balance was impaired that I couldn't grab anything to break my fall. Really stupid to be trying such a stunt when drinking!:bang

[Prest4time]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I know you guys have heard mine before...

middle of the night, opening up my night stand drawer, squatting and peeing, and very "sober like" proceeded to pull out an envelope or something and clean right up, then shut the drawer, get right back into bed, roll over and go back to sleep. I only know this because my husband informed me the next morning. I didnt believe him, so I opened up my night stand drawer to find many important things, as well as books I was reading all soaked and shriveled. Of course I had to "smell" them to be sure he didnt dump water in there.....that was a real eye opener...not sure more for him or me!

Sheez.

[trixietrack]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

tryingsohard;164900 wrote: i just wish some1 would enlighten me, y is always me that every1 takes the wrong way, i knew i just should a kept my mouth shut, an not posted , story of my life,

Rachel darling your post is no more or less biological than the rest on this thread

[trixietrack]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I used to flash my tities at people on the street when I was really tanked. I also liked to pee in between cars in NYC. Now adays you get caught peeing on the street, you go to jail

[Guest]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

I once wanted to get into the shed outside and the house just seemed to far away...not far at all, but the key for the lock was in the house, so I thought I would hit the lock off with a car battery that was sitting beside the shed...WELL...I am not strong enough to swing the battery from the ground to the lock in my VERY drunken state, BUT i am drunk enougn to swing it right back into my leg....I said to myself "whew, that hurt...I think I better go in now...I think that really hurt and I will have a bruise tomorrow". When I woke up, I had a bruise...NO LYING from my knee up to my butt...the enitre length of my thigh....and it was hard as a rock.....and hurt to high heaven. I wanted to cry! I could not believe I had done that.

[Determinatrix]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Robin Williams - Live At The Met - Alcohol

He has a few stories to add to this thread:

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]YouTube - Robin Williams - Live At The Met - Alcohol/Marijuana[/ame]

Dx

[Pisces]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Hi,

I identify with all the stories here, puking in my younger days, then seemed to build up a resistance, mixing booze with antidepressants, and getting spiked, having blackouts, not knowing what has happened,and when I pissed the bed, and pooped myself ect. It kind of makes me sad....

Trying to see the humour in this, and do have funny drunk stories, but I guess losing control of my bodily functions was a sad wake up call for me, so smiling at the posts with recognition, but I guess it's a bit close to the bone to have a belly laugh.

I'm glad everyone feels far enough away to really laugh, I need a bit more space obviously, hope I get there,

But will never miss the bruises, and the scars I live with will remind me of the fun I didn't have.

But yay, I'm alive...

Love Jas xxx

[Flip]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

More than just being alive Jas, you are learning how to LIVE!!!!!

I couldn't bring myself to mention my drunk stories, still too painful even though I've been sober nearly 8 months. Suffice to say I did much worse than just piss myself or shit the bed.

[Pisces]

I sure don't miss puking out of my nose

Thanks mate, you're an inspiration for me... 8 months is fantastic, so much want to be there.

Love jas xxx