10. Knowing the name of the person who rises out of the covers and says good morning to you.
9. Extra dollars for clothing and flyfishing supplies.
8. Remembering which Dr. Seuss book you read to your two little boys the night before.
7. Nice, white eyeballs in the morning.
6. Not having to chew gum, eat Doritos or turn your head so your spouse can't smell the booze on your breath.
5. Not having to lie.
4. Being able to go to a dinner partiy without knocking over a beer, wrecking an antique chair, telling off-color jokes or tripping over a carpet edge.
3. Watching a movie and actually remembering why you liked it.
2. Being able to eat soup without spilling half of it on the way up.
And, the number one reason why being AF is a good thing...
1. Not having to worry about what the booze is doing to your family or your liver!
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