Water Restrictions - Calling All Aussies!
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You are on fire today Flipper!
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You are on fire today Flipper!
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Oh Bloody Struth.... I leave you aussies for a coupla dayz... and come back to this Melissa Etheridge singin' lesbian humpback swimmin' .. tree huggin'... poo poo waterin' .. water frenzy.... thread....
Ona "Team Aussie" (and appropriate ring ins) youse didn't let me down..
Luv Youse
... Tawn all ok in South East Queensland... our dams are now at 17%... we are so excited (not)Failure is not the falling down... it's the staying downComment
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oy OY OY!It always seems impossible until it's done....Comment
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It's the AFL football Grand final and a man makes his way to his seat right on the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for AFL Grandfinal and not use it?"
The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first AFL Grand final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take
the seat?"
The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."
go pies!!!"From now on, walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover" .....Homer SimpsonComment
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This reminds me of when I was in labour with my first born and my (now ex) wouldn't take me to the hospital until he'd finished his workout in the (home) gym.It always seems impossible until it's done....Comment
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water restrictions
Well now, you have a water shortage and we too much . How about an even trade
for some of your sun ? Or you could all just move here, your choice!!
RobertComment
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If you are too lazy or DON't want to build muscles carting your water from the bath with a bucket, you could always somehow jig a system where you could attach a pipe to the outlet pipe at the drain. This goes for kitchen and washing machine. obviously use the cleanest water for the stuff you gonna eat.
Good luck. My tap drips at my washing machine (my landlord STILL hasn't fixed it) and I put a bucket to catch the water then transfer to watering can for my seedlings.Full is not nearly as heavy as empty, my love...
Not nearly. -Fiona Apple-Comment
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Sorry. I didn't read all the crap between the first [age and the last page. So I do hope some o fyou aARE lesbians or I would have to say some posts are in very bad taste.Full is not nearly as heavy as empty, my love...
Not nearly. -Fiona Apple-Comment
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No poor taste here Deilight, just innocent humour - and there most certainly are lesbians involved in this discussion.....It always seems impossible until it's done....Comment
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do we have closet happy ladies here? i did not knowComment
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the whales are lesbians, silly!!!!
Disclaimer: no lesbians were harmed during the making of this thread.It always seems impossible until it's done....Comment
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Deilight..... are you forgetting about poo-poos?
And Flip, yes I have had a letter of complaint land here, on my kitchen bench from a Ms L Whale. She states that her sexuality, or height, for that matter, should not have came into this discussion and she requires that we refrain from calling her anything other than Ms Whale.Comment
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I heard her name is Lizboa-Comment
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Lez not even go there.Comment
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Sorry guys, just a little serious and sensitive lately, if you read my post you'll understand why. Humour is good, need some in my life, that's for sure.Full is not nearly as heavy as empty, my love...
Not nearly. -Fiona Apple-Comment
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