1) I admitted that I was powerless over alcohol ? that it just jumped into my mouth without any assistance and suicided.
2) I came to believe that there is no greater power than myself and MWO - and anyone who says differently will be bitch slapped.
3) I made a decision to remove my will and my life from my Dog who just wanted to piss on the trees, sniff butts and crotches.
4) I made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself and ended up in the nuthouse.
5) I admitted to my Dog, to myself and to other faceless members of MWO, the exact nature of my wrongs. Sometimes I apologise for not making more.
6) I was entirely ready for everyone at MWO rid themselves of their defects of character.
7) I was humble enough to ask the MWO members to remove their shortcomings.
8) I kept a list of all the MWO people who had harmed me and waited patiently for a chance to get even with them.
9) I got even with these MWO people whenever possible, except when to do so would get me into trouble too. Even then I was tempted.
10) I continue to take everyone at MWOs inventory and when they are wrong, which is all of the time, I promptly make them admit it and publicly humiliate them, unless they agree with me on all things.
11) Sought through gossip and rumours to get my Dog, who doesn't understand me anyway, to see that my ideas are the best and I ought to have superhuman powers to carry them out and run MWO according to the world according to Flip.
12) Having maintained my emotional problems with these steps I can thoroughly recommend them to others at MWO who don't want to lose their hard earned status, but wish to be left alone to practice neurosis in everything they do for the rest of their days.
2) I came to believe that there is no greater power than myself and MWO - and anyone who says differently will be bitch slapped.
3) I made a decision to remove my will and my life from my Dog who just wanted to piss on the trees, sniff butts and crotches.
4) I made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself and ended up in the nuthouse.
5) I admitted to my Dog, to myself and to other faceless members of MWO, the exact nature of my wrongs. Sometimes I apologise for not making more.
6) I was entirely ready for everyone at MWO rid themselves of their defects of character.
7) I was humble enough to ask the MWO members to remove their shortcomings.
8) I kept a list of all the MWO people who had harmed me and waited patiently for a chance to get even with them.
9) I got even with these MWO people whenever possible, except when to do so would get me into trouble too. Even then I was tempted.
10) I continue to take everyone at MWOs inventory and when they are wrong, which is all of the time, I promptly make them admit it and publicly humiliate them, unless they agree with me on all things.
11) Sought through gossip and rumours to get my Dog, who doesn't understand me anyway, to see that my ideas are the best and I ought to have superhuman powers to carry them out and run MWO according to the world according to Flip.
12) Having maintained my emotional problems with these steps I can thoroughly recommend them to others at MWO who don't want to lose their hard earned status, but wish to be left alone to practice neurosis in everything they do for the rest of their days.
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