How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

[lucky 2.0]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

beaches,

please do not forget you also learned about miso!

[Beaches]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

OMG that is right and got an excellent recipe for Miso Soup which I need to try out. You guys are great!

[Beaches]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

OK MM get the wind beneath my wings....I need it! I live in a very sheltered small town with cows all around me. I know how to milk a cow, how's that.

[meditation mama]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

OK... now that freaks me out.. I could NEVER touch one of those!!! Not cow tits, no way, no how!!!

[tawnyfrog]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

OK MM,

Allow me to offer the following for your professional edification (in case you have an Australian wishing to avail him/herself of your services)

"Dags" are dried bits of fecal matter adhering to the fleece around back end of a sheep. These dags must be removed with shears via a process known as "crutching". Crutching is carried out in order to prevent "fly strike" or Myiasis, a painful disease caused by fly larvae feeding on the sheep's living flesh. The female flies lay their eggs on the sheep in damp, protected areas soiled with urine and faeces, mainly on the breech. It takes approximately 8 hours to a day for the eggs to hatch, depending on the conditions. This results in sores as the larvae lacerate the skin and this is the primary reason for such hair removal.

A "fartleberry" is the human equivalent of a dag.

Most Australians tend not to smoke dags or fartleberries.

I hope this helps.

[meditation mama]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

facinating... and to think I didn't learn this whilst in Woolloomooloo.. I just like saying that.. I have heard of dingleberries, come to think of it. Maybe they are from Scottish Sheep?

[Beaches]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

I knew Tawny would pull through for us

[YoungAtHeart]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

MM, I have heard fartleberries called dinkleberries too. I thought it was an American term.

Speaking of dinkleberries, I should buy stock in some company that makes baby wipes. I will probably go get a Brazilian one of these days, but until then, baby wipes keep me safe from the possibilily of a dinkleberrry.

When is your next appointment, MM?

I hope you're having a good time at the skating show!

[Beaches]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

I have heard of a dingleberry not a dinkleberry. I have enough wipes in this house to stock an airplane.

[YoungAtHeart]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

You say tomayto and I say tomahto! Who cares, it's just one letter!:H As long as we know what we mean!

[lushy]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

I think this thread has taken a really sad turn.

[lucky 2.0]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

yes, and who is @ the end of it? LOL

[uda]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

Always assumed a 'Brazilian' was a person coming from Brazil. The fact that apparently it's a pubic haircut, that people wax and shave their bums and that there are words for poo sticking to people and sheep....I shall have to spend the day revising my view of the world, so won't have time to think about drinking.

lmao, you guys are very funny.

[meditation mama]

How will I look in in the face knowing they have bald butts!

we are funny....