AHEM!!! May I have your attention please! I will admit to having plagiarized some of Flip's 12 steps, but some were so appropo for me as well I could not resist. I hope I do not get hit with a lawsuit but here goes. I could only come up with 7 steps; however, because you know what? I DO have a life outside of MWO believe it or not. I do.
I, Lushy, do declare that the following is all true......
1) I admit that I am powerless over MWO and posting here. MWO manages me on a daily basis rather than me managing MWO.
2) I have come to believe that there is no greater power than myself (not even Flip) and MWO and anyone who says differently will be bitch slapped, because of course I invented bitch slapping.
3) I admit that I am an attention whore who incessantly checks posts here and tries to inject my opinion wherever and whenever I can.
4) I admit to myself and to other faceless members of MWO the exact nature of my rights. Because I am never wrong. Ever.
5) I am entirely ready for everyone at MWO to rid themselves of their defects of character, because it is getting to be draining to be the only perfect one around here.
6) I admit to actually dribbling pee a few times laughing over funny posts here and I am not ashamed.
7) I admit to checking post counts on occasion to make sure no one is even coming close to my record. And if anyone comes close, I will make sure RJ bans you until I can gain a healthy lead.
In closing I would once again like to say how much all of you mean to me. I would have never dreamed a year ago I would be this involved in an internet forum for people with alcohol problems. You have helped me in so many ways. When I get to 10,000 posts can someone please make sure RJ bans me? Love to all!!!
I, Lushy, do declare that the following is all true......
1) I admit that I am powerless over MWO and posting here. MWO manages me on a daily basis rather than me managing MWO.
2) I have come to believe that there is no greater power than myself (not even Flip) and MWO and anyone who says differently will be bitch slapped, because of course I invented bitch slapping.
3) I admit that I am an attention whore who incessantly checks posts here and tries to inject my opinion wherever and whenever I can.
4) I admit to myself and to other faceless members of MWO the exact nature of my rights. Because I am never wrong. Ever.
5) I am entirely ready for everyone at MWO to rid themselves of their defects of character, because it is getting to be draining to be the only perfect one around here.
6) I admit to actually dribbling pee a few times laughing over funny posts here and I am not ashamed.
7) I admit to checking post counts on occasion to make sure no one is even coming close to my record. And if anyone comes close, I will make sure RJ bans you until I can gain a healthy lead.
In closing I would once again like to say how much all of you mean to me. I would have never dreamed a year ago I would be this involved in an internet forum for people with alcohol problems. You have helped me in so many ways. When I get to 10,000 posts can someone please make sure RJ bans me? Love to all!!!
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