I was the first in the world...
...to read lushy's 5,000th post.
This is 100% true. I woke up in the middle of the night and checked MWO, as I often do when that happens, and there it was, with a posting time the same as mine.
Obviously, I concluded, this was a sign from the gods (or alien beings, I'm not sure which). I started to write a swift reply and -- my computer crashed. (another sign from the gods, or whoever?).
Of course I went back to bed, both elated (you can never take that away from me) and crushed. (Why me? Why now?)
Anyway, I just wanted the truth to be known.
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