Favourite word=Melon of course...it sounds so round and chubby and smiley
Least F.W=Awesome....said in a kiwi accent...boy do they overuse that word here...for anything from finding an intact piece of chocolate behind a sofa cushion to someone moving their trundler out the way in a supermarket...Gaaaaaahhhhh
Turn on=walking by water when it's REALLY windy...it makes me feel like I could run and run forever..fills me with vitality (even though I wouldn't really be able to coz I smoke too many roll ups!!!)
Turn off=false smarmy dicks...those that are nice to people depending on who they are with, and then trash them to others when they are not around
Favourite cuss=FUCCCKKKITTTTT...said really loud...Billy Connolly is right no other word gets it out like FUCK
sounds I like=my mini melon gabbling on and chuckling, and cicadas in the evening
sounds I hate=REALLY loud sports commentary, like football stuff etc...grates like FUCK on my nerves and actually makes me feel angry and shouty
job I would like=gardner
job I would hate=ANYTHING sort of corporate and high flyey...MUCH too stressful and barky..yuk
I would want God to say='I know you ballsed up a lot, but I could see you were really trying, and I know you never hurt anyone intentionally...come on in dear...have a rest
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