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    Whipping Cures Depression

    Russian scientists from the city of Novosibirsk, Siberia, made a sensational report at the international conference devoted to new methods of treatment and rehabilitation in narcology. The report was called ?Methods of painful impact to treat addictive behavior.?

    Siberian scientists believe that addiction to alcohol and narcotics, as well as depression, suicidal thoughts and psychosomatic diseases occur when an individual loses his or her interest in life. The absence of the will to live is caused with decreasing production of endorphins - the substance, which is known as the hormone of happiness. If a depressed individual receives a physical punishment, whipping that is, it will stir up endorphin receptors, activate the ?production of happiness? and eventually remove depressive feelings.
    Russian scientists recommend the following course of the whipping therapy: 30 sessions of 60 whips on the buttocks in every procedure. A group of drug addicts volunteered to test the new method of treatment: the results can be described as good and excellent.

    Doctor of Biological Sciences, Sergei Speransky, is a very well known figure in Novosibirsk. The doctor became one of the authors of the shocking whipping therapy. The professor used the self-flagellation method to cure his own depression; he also recovered from two heart attacks with the help of physical tortures too.

    ?The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course,? Sergei Speransky told the Izvestia newspaper.
    It always seems impossible until it's done....

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    Flip;213599 wrote: Whipping Cures Depression

    although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course
    *snort*

    Somehow couldn't bring myself to say LMAO.................

    Flip.....how did you 'stumble' upon such arcane matters???:H


    Suze x
    Just hand me the chocolate and.........I'll consider my position. My solicitor has advised me to say no more than that.

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      #3
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      I can't possibly be expected to reveal my sources! lol
      It always seems impossible until it's done....

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        #4
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        OOHH LA LA

        Flip! Thank God youve changed your avatar! Wanted to puke everytime I saw the great orange arse! and where did you pick this honey up from? Do tell..

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          #5
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          Any excuse to get a good whipping Flip .........

          Nice arsevatar .........
          sigpicXXX

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            #6
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            I wonder if that is the reason why thousands of depressed teenagers these days turn to self harm as a way out of their problems. arcane or not It holds some truth I think.

            Love and Happiness
            Hippie
            xx
            "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
            Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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              Flip;213599 wrote: Whipping Cures Depression

              ?The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex.
              We needed a scientist to tell us this?

              luv your new butt Flip. Can I "carve your pumkin?"

              xx wonder

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                #8
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                Is that a euphemism for "I want to kiss your arse?"
                It always seems impossible until it's done....

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                  #9
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                  Love the new avatar Flip....I find myself checking the board just to get another look....

                  I wonder if I should bring up whipping to my therapist just to see the look on his face :H
                  Suddenly I see
                  This is what I want to be
                  suddenly I see
                  Why the hell it means so much to me.

                  -KT Tunstall

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                    #10
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                    sure. whatever you like. just let me keep looking at it....

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                      #11
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                      I'm feeling like such a lech....
                      Suddenly I see
                      This is what I want to be
                      suddenly I see
                      Why the hell it means so much to me.

                      -KT Tunstall

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                        #12
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                        Flip, that buttocks is obviously asking for a whipping (or maybe just a spanking?).
                        Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

                        Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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                          #13
                          Whipping Cures Depression

                          At the minimum a nice firm squeeze....
                          Suddenly I see
                          This is what I want to be
                          suddenly I see
                          Why the hell it means so much to me.

                          -KT Tunstall

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                            #14
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                            Yep - I would be more than happy to whip that butt!

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                              betty boop;213612 wrote: Any excuse to get a good whipping Flip .........

                              Nice arsevatar .........
                              BB you are more than qualified for the whipping job.
                              there goes Flip and her trouble making avatars
                              You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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